He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.