i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...