This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
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also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling