what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?