So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.