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Did yall have sex?

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Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?

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Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen

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(512): Did yall have sex? (214): Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count? (512): Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen http://tfl.nu/ro48

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so how does one go about finding a summer fling?

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take advantage of an intern

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(314): so how does one go about finding a summer fling? (214): take advantage of an intern http://tfl.nu/k22l

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Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.

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(214): Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake. http://tfl.nu/8hx0

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i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.

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oh fuck your right

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(214): i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can. (1-214): oh fuck your right http://tfl.nu/6rmf

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I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.

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(214): I wish you were here to vomit in your hand. http://tfl.nu/my7z

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Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

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(214): Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. http://tfl.nu/p67s

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The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much

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(214): The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much http://tfl.nu/5lxi

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in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now

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Pride?

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thats a pack of cougars

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go fuck yourself

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(214): in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now (469): Pride? (214): thats a pack of cougars (469): go fuck yourself http://tfl.nu/22tj

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I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...

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Mike i'm at church right now...

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(214): I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis... (1-214): Mike i'm at church right now... http://tfl.nu/uslc

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so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.

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so how much did i say i owed you?

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$5 and a new fuck buddy.

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(972): so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards. (214): so how much did i say i owed you? (972): $5 and a new fuck buddy. http://tfl.nu/zurg

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Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!

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(214): Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first! http://tfl.nu/apjf

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She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.

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(214): She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats. http://tfl.nu/sl2y

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like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys

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I hope to god you are high

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(972): like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys (214): I hope to god you are high http://tfl.nu/z79a

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I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"

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(214): I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night" http://tfl.nu/h7ul

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ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)

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Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.

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(281): ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one) (214): Your grandmother is in heaven weeping. http://tfl.nu/odlj

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