I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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