dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
dude you need to get laid
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me