Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I spit up blood this morning