Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I spit up blood this morning
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.