At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?