I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?