The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...