Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
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Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you