I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"