we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'