life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."