Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste