Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.