Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"