Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?