no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.