I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.