you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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you will always have a special place in my vag
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.