Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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soo... how was my night?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere