Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.