Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question