SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating