Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I want to fling myself into the sun
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if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now