She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?