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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.

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(678): Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out. http://tfl.nu/slt6

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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.

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(678): I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club. http://tfl.nu/jmao

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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink

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(678): I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink http://tfl.nu/zdy9

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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.

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(678): Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min. http://tfl.nu/nnq2

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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?

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(678): When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was? http://tfl.nu/rsyp

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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.

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(678): I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/j7y2

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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.

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THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

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(770): you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why. (678): THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH. http://tfl.nu/cex4

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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.

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Dude. Do it.

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Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?

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(678): So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out. (770): Dude. Do it. (678): Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober? http://tfl.nu/58ew

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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.

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This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.

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(678): This is the weirdest negotiation ever. (814): This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue. http://tfl.nu/rt97

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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina

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I'm teaching my cat to play fetch

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Yep, it's a friday

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(678): So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina (404): I'm teaching my cat to play fetch (678): Yep, it's a friday http://tfl.nu/op0w

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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!

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(678): Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?! http://tfl.nu/sa9o

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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.

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(678): I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid. http://tfl.nu/e1xm

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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark

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(678): Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark (1-678): ... http://tfl.nu/supo

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there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..

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(678): there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub.. http://tfl.nu/f53v

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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.

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(678): Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch. http://tfl.nu/rrk7

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