There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.