Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."