When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
7 Great Movies – with Drinking Games that Make them Even Better
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
15 Things You’ll Miss About College – and 7 Things You Definitely Won’t
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
There is a Children’s Book About Donald Trump’s Hair, and it’s as Weird as You’d Expect It to Be