Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.