ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Deaf chicks here I come
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays