i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Those nachos came to me in a dream
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.