That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Those nachos came to me in a dream
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night