It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Those nachos came to me in a dream
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor