I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?