In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.