Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.