By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt