As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.