Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
I'm going back tonight