"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?