Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
it's great music for shaving your balls
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...