it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
it's great music for shaving your balls
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.