How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.