Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.