I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.