I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!