I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.