I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian