he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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