I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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