halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion