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my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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